Humour
Couriers are well known for leaving deliveries in odd places - thrown over a wall, tossed into a hedge - the 'designated safe places' are not always respected.
Q: Which is fastest, hot or cold?
A: Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Q: What ring is square?
A: A boxing ring.
Q: What’s the best way to stop food going bad?
A: Eat it.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age.
I like the next one:
Q: What do you give a man who has everything?
A: Antibiotics.
The last one is probably my favourite, for
today. Yes, there will be more at some point . . .
Q: Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
A: They have two left feet.
Beware of smart phone zombies? Oh dear.. that could be every grandchild in the world.
ReplyDeleteQuite right!
DeleteNice collection of funnies. I encounter those smartphone zombies all the time. And I saved 100% today!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed them.
DeleteI'm still smiling at these funnies. Laughter is good for the soul and I thank you for these today...
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure.
DeleteI love these. Especially the stretching dog.
ReplyDeleteSome dogs join in with yoga - not mine, though.
DeleteI have literally said to people, "But if I don't buy it I save 100%!"
ReplyDeleteExactly!
DeleteIt’s good to see the lighter side on occasion.
ReplyDeleteIt is, especially when current affairs look bleak.
Delete"Save 100% when you don't buy anything" I've been saying that for years. Decades even.
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteThe skydiving joke really grabbed me, and the seagull one is good too.
ReplyDeleteI liked the condensed milk!
DeleteThat one had me chuckling out loud. And the dancing dogs with two left feet? Brilliant!
ReplyDeletePlease keep them coming they brighten up the day!
I'm glad you enjoyed them.
DeleteBrilliant start to today! Thank you 😊
ReplyDeleteA little humour makes a good introduction to the day.
DeleteThank you. This is so much fun
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure!
DeleteThanks for a smiley start to the day
ReplyDeleteI know some of them are real groaners, but why not?
DeleteI smiled at all of these. Thank you 😊
ReplyDeleteGood! I'm glad. 😊
DeleteLots of Sunday morning smiles there!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to start the day with a smile or two.
DeleteI'm with the seagulls, lovely funny post.
ReplyDeleteYou can just imagine the gulls' conversation.
DeleteHi Janice - laughter is what we need at the moment ... I must remember my kale chips when I go down to the front today! Cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Deletethey all made me smile and I laughed at the kale and gulls. its good to start the day with laughter. My motto is and has always been, save 100% by not buying STUFF.. I am a needs only person, with a few exceptions, as in I don't really NEED a Chromebook, desktop, kindle reader, iPad and smart phone... I find it hard to say no to electronics, oops forgot the large screen smart TV...
ReplyDeleteIf we only had what we really need, our house would be a lot tidier and emptier!
DeleteThanks for the Sunday morning lift. These are all funny. And appreciate it
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased you're pleased. 😊
DeleteI like them all. Thanks for the laughs
ReplyDeleteThank you.😊
DeleteI'm chuckling ... thank you.
ReplyDeleteSuch a good selection, :)
All the best Jan
😊
DeleteSome great funnies. 😺
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DeleteThese are really funny!! I enjoyed them and have a smile on my face. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteOh those are so good! I laughed at everyone of them. I think the wine was my favorite but then again they were all good. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome. 😊
DeleteThanks for my chuckles for the day!
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure.
DeleteFunny! Some couriers leave packages in such obscure "safe places" that even the recipients can't find them.
ReplyDeleteI had to hunt for one the other day. It could have been there for months if I hadn't found it!
DeleteThanks for the smiles :)
ReplyDelete😊
DeleteThose are great.
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DeleteLove the stretching dog!
ReplyDeleteThat made me smile, too.
DeleteI can admire those who live the"save 100%" philosophy". Now it's time for a good stretch.
ReplyDeleteSaving 100% is always good.
DeleteA good set. Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDelete😊
DeleteSave 100%, lol. Take that capitalism.
ReplyDeleteThat one's not good for business . . .
DeleteSuch good fun. Thank you for the laughter and smiles.
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure.
DeleteLove the humor. Much needed in these times.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed them. Laughter is necessary medicine.
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